dafuq deviantART?
I just joined and they asked me to watch 5 deviants.
None of them had art that interested me so I just watched 5 people at random.
So I got like 50 notifications and I had to un-watch everybody so they wouldn't flood my inbox.
Then the website glitched so now I'm stuck watching some asshole named ~firenze-design (https://www.deviantart.com/firenze-design)
Good first impression I must say.